Jehobo Witness

A Jehova's Witness that lives on the streets. Still as annoying as your regular Jehova Witness, but lacking hygiene and often addicted to crystal meth. Will ask you first to convert, then for your spare change.

The other day a Jehobo Witness approached me. He smelled like gasoline, and Jesus.

by Matthew Miner October 29, 2007

Jehovah's Witnesses

A Christian denomination... have very very very diffrent beliefs then the other denominations have. They are their chruches which are usually called a Kingdom Hall. They tend to knock on doors to get you to join them. You can do either one of three things.

1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.

2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.

3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!

Bobby just called... the Jehovah's Witnesses are in the neighboorhood.

by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004

Jehovah's Witnesses

People who bang on your door at 6:30 in the morning to pass out various religious pamphlets/magazines in an attempt to recruit you into their "religion."
They are like missionaries without the nerdy bicycles, but slightly more irritating.
Don't take their magazines or pamphlets unless you desperately need something to line your birdcage with.

Jehovah's Witnesses> Would you like a copy of the Watchtower??

by SDFojfdo October 27, 2003

Jehovah's Witness

A christian congregation who are extremely devoted to the bible and want to do what Jesus said "Go ye therefore, and teach all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the son, and the Holy Ghost Teaching them to observe all thingswhatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world." Matthew 28:19-20 (basically Go and mke disciples). If you tell them to go away they will come back because when armageddon comes you can't say no body told me. Just because you've studied the bible doesn't mean you know it. There is alot to learn by doing bible studies with a Witness. :thou believest that there is one God: thou doest well; the devils also believe and tremble" James 2:19 This is a very good scripture for one simple reason believing isn't enough. The devils of this world and past world belives does this mean they will be saved?

A jehovah witness came to my door

by j2k January 1, 2005

Jehovah's Witnesses

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

by AYB June 13, 2003

Jehovah's Witness

A Jehovah's Witness is a Christian. It is a type of religion. They believe in God, and Jesus. They also believe God has a name: Jehovah. That's where the name Jehovah's Witness comes from.

For more information, visit their website: JW.org

I am having a bible study with my friend Judy, the Jehovah's Witness.

by CakeInTheTree March 28, 2015

Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

by Warnhubb May 18, 2008