When your drunk and high as a mothfucker and your uncle slips itin your ass and makes you cum like you never came before
"Man my uncle fucked my ass when I was off my tits last night and I came so hard"
"Sounds like someone got a slippery winston"
"Sounds like someone got a slippery winston"
by bluraptor October 28, 2016
Get the slippery winston mug.Winston, former president of United Kingdom.Generally not well known is the fact that Winston in ancient gaelic english means Raging homosexual pregnant goose.Generally having the following properties:- miserably dissolute derelict putrid, feeble-minded depraved orgy of subhuman indecency.irredeemably boorish contemptible vermin and a petty, chromosome deficient sexual assaulter of barnyard animals.
You are a strangw winston
by Marcus De Alabamo April 30, 2006
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by Zarya Main June 21, 2017
Get the winston main mug.Anyone who is able to bench press more than they squat, likes party of 5 and beverly hills 90210, hates white people, and is just irrepressibly cute
by win brady June 11, 2006
Get the The Winston mug.A wingson is basically an atomic wedgy, but with a thong on. In order to qualify however, the buttcrack must be a bit dirty that the thong leave a brown skid mark of poop along the lower back. WINGSON!
*Awesome guy sneaks up behind girl in thong and rips it up*
OUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You asshole!! you just gave me a WINGSON! I ran out of toilet paper today now look at what you did!
OUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You asshole!! you just gave me a WINGSON! I ran out of toilet paper today now look at what you did!
by Super Fantastic Brain Person February 4, 2010
Get the Wingson mug.She is the most beautiful girl in the whole world, She can be misunderstood, sometimes people don't even give her a chance, However, She is funny, kind hearted and is the reason i wake up every morning. I love her with all of my heart and she is the soul purpose of my life continuing.
Shge has had a hard time with her own life and if it was not for her meeting me, and i not meeting her, neither of us would be here today.
She makes me smile when i need to, she makes me happy when i don't think it is possible, As a matter of fact she is listening to me post this while i type.
I love her and its a shame she has a bf (recently broke up) called Damien Lorenzo Sevant who is an emotionally abusive cunt with no sense of humanity and deserves to have his eyeballs popped out with a mellon baller and make his eyes look at one another, he is the scum of the earth and somebody please leave a comment reminding me to make a post about that fucking arsehole
Anyway, I digress
This is suppose to be about Brittney and this happens when i don't sleep but hey, Fuck it
I love you Brittney Alexis Winston
And fuck you, Damien
Shge has had a hard time with her own life and if it was not for her meeting me, and i not meeting her, neither of us would be here today.
She makes me smile when i need to, she makes me happy when i don't think it is possible, As a matter of fact she is listening to me post this while i type.
I love her and its a shame she has a bf (recently broke up) called Damien Lorenzo Sevant who is an emotionally abusive cunt with no sense of humanity and deserves to have his eyeballs popped out with a mellon baller and make his eyes look at one another, he is the scum of the earth and somebody please leave a comment reminding me to make a post about that fucking arsehole
Anyway, I digress
This is suppose to be about Brittney and this happens when i don't sleep but hey, Fuck it
I love you Brittney Alexis Winston
And fuck you, Damien
by StannyCuz May 14, 2015
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