Willytard

An insult calling someone both a willy and a retard simultaneously, if that's possible.

Girl 1: Oh my God, my hair's on fire!
Girl 2: Stupid willytard.

by LillyLivered February 5, 2009

Willow Fluffins

when someone has no idea what they're talking about, but they sounds like they do. often paired with shaking your head.

"blahblah blah im not really saying anything important i just sound like i am"......
mumble - "willow fluffins" & shake your head.

by Sarah Morrison September 10, 2010

Willowdale

A long haired, ginger bearded creature, easily heard by it's sexually charged mating call of "hey"

Friend 1: What are you up to tonight?

Friend 2: I dunno ye-

Willowdale: Hey

Friend2: Get the fuck outta here, it's willowdale

by WillowDizzle November 22, 2010

willow the cat

Willow is my cat and she is amazing. She is very annoying sometimes, but she is still incredible. She is a chubby baby who gets jealous of other cats. She is the boss and is jealous of my technology. Everyone loves her. Even I dare say.. cat haters!

Wowza! Who is that gourgeous little cat over there.
Oh that’s just Willow the cat.

by sorryicantputmyrealnamesothisi February 7, 2018

Willits

Willits is a shit town in NorCal where everyone is either a stupid Puritan hippie or a stoner who was neglected as a kid and thusly uses that to justify their mindlessly fake-deep actions. Willits is also the home to the world’s dumbest lumber jack statue. Everybody knows all the words to Hotel California there, but none of them know what it means. Also the cancer rate is like 10x average cause PepsiCo ruined the water supply.

Person 1: “Yeah I grew up in Willits”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”

by Nerium—Oleander September 2, 2019

Carolina Weeping Willow

The Carolina Weeping Willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, dicks out (for Harambe), the group then masturbates to climax. Upon ejaculation the group turns and faces each other and lets the ejaculate drip from their now limp members.

Steven, Buddy, Nick, Mike, and Austin just got done having a nice Carolina Weeping Willow, now they are getting chicken.

by Tpiston90 February 4, 2017

Willnot

An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.

Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!

by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006