Music for white people, by white people. Generally two categories, heavy metal scremo (popular in Nordic countries and among white angsty males, usually drug users) and folk. "Folk" or indie fold is the quintessential white people music with mass appeal across the white populations. Generally Mumford and sons is the popular folk band. Key being all the songs sound the same. Red hot chili peppers share the same lack of creativity.
Some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. Also any shitty obscure bands are game. Bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius', the house loaded with Chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.
Some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. Also any shitty obscure bands are game. Bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius', the house loaded with Chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.
Tyrone: aww nig! Turn the white people music shit off.
Dillon: no Tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.
D-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.
James: hey Dillon! Turn on some At the drive in
Tooweloo: Awww nig!
Dillon: no Tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.
D-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.
James: hey Dillon! Turn on some At the drive in
Tooweloo: Awww nig!
by Nignag22 January 06, 2014
by Diamondearline November 12, 2020
Fake depression that white people have. They usually confuse it with general sadness. The depression only lasts for a few hours.
Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.
Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.
by Dingger Dongger April 25, 2019
The black man claimed he was drinking "white people tears". After taking a slurp, the black man wrenched in a fiery pain, the reaction was similar to a demon being soaked in holy water.
by The Anrgy Molester September 19, 2016
White people food. The term to describe food made by white people. Often used by people who point fingers and don’t realize that they’re the ones being racist. Seen as bland or just downright bad but often has no evidence to back up its claims and overlooks French, Italian and British cuisine and forgets about chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Bobby Flay. Never insult a French mans cooking!
White chef: Here is your food sir.
Customer of color: This shit is bland, get me some (insert trashy taste food here).
White chef: Have you tried it you uncultured swine.
Colored customer: no, it’s probably not seasoned. Ugh, White people food
White chef: Vous petite idiot. I seasoned it with my family’s secret spice.
Customer of color: This shit is bland, get me some (insert trashy taste food here).
White chef: Have you tried it you uncultured swine.
Colored customer: no, it’s probably not seasoned. Ugh, White people food
White chef: Vous petite idiot. I seasoned it with my family’s secret spice.
by Bad Taste February 14, 2021
Problems experienced only by white people, i.e getting a sunburn, or Starbucks screwing up your latte.
by Nuclear Breadstick December 05, 2015
I wish I had Ashley's white people problems. She told me she was sore because she has been so busy taking culinary classes for fun she hasn't been able to use all of the massages on her spa membership card, got one today and was out of practice.
by panananda April 29, 2015