Wheeler

When the woman who birthed you starts trending on FB with her baps out.

You’re a Wheeler mum. Put your gun turrets away.

by Bap Attack December 9, 2021

Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3

mike wheeler is cute.

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

Wheeler

Someone who likes to trick people into letting him suck their cock.

Sucking BJ Blowy Kneeling ovation man

"Shit... that guy Stuart was a Wheeler. I was just there minding my own business and he tricked me into pulling out my cock and letting him suck on it. It wasn't until I blew that I realised what was going on!"

"Oh man.... which way did he go?"

by Cellardoor101 May 28, 2018

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

wheeler

A ball hog Or a guy who isn’t a true team player

Stephen curry such a wheeler you never set picks or pass

by Fax4Dayzz February 6, 2018

Wheeler

To literally burn the living fuck out of something.

"oh fuck sake, you've absolutely Wheeler'd that fish, it's fucking black you twat!"

by Jo Boi S March 26, 2019

Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.

Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler

by lady's man5441 March 27, 2022