weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.

Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.

by Switchblade May 1, 2016

weiner steam

weiner steam - another affect of coldness inflicted up one's nethers.

weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.

see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam

"The downside to peeing outside, besides flaccidness? Watching weiner steam rise off your dick like a smoked kielbasa"

"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener

by Dirt Ferguson January 3, 2014

weiner jacket

A Very Potter Seqeul reference, used as an insult; when someone/something is acting stupid in a gay manner (essentially, a condom)

Amy: Stop being mean!

Greg: Stop being a weiner jacket!

by mission:implausible November 17, 2010

jean weiner

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.

Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner

by Mandoooo March 5, 2008

bumble weiner

To be a fuck up/ screw up. Always doing stuff wrong.

That kid fucks up all the time, he is such a bumble weiner

by Getter November 9, 2007

weiner boy

a weiner boy is someone who likes to have a good old suck on a sausage

sharkey is a weiner boy

by michael sharkey November 17, 2003

Weiner pants

The condition in which a male finds his erect penis straining to escape from the clothing around it.

Named in honor of Representative Anthony Weiner.

Damn girl! That dress you've got on is giving me a serious case of the Weiner pants.

by Blaknail June 18, 2011