forgotten wand

when you lose your penis in a hogwarts bathroom

"Dude I woke up with a forgotten wand again"

by alfredo_cuck July 14, 2017

wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom

I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!

by HwackyHwednesday November 7, 2023

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

on the wand

when a female is having some personal time with her B.O.B (battery operated friend)

Sheila couldn't take a phone call right now as she was on the wand.

by tondalayashugundala November 18, 2009

Wave the wand

You tapped that. You hit. U dubbed her. U got a sack to roll. Went to war

U wave the wand yet?

Yes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BEEAUCHT May 22, 2022

Delphox Wand

A nickname for a thermal lance or any super-hot cutting tool, inspired by Delphox’s blazing fire powers and magical staff-like appearance when going full sparkler. Capable of reaching temperatures up to 5400 degrees Fahrenheit (3000 Degrees Celsius), so high they can cut through steel like butter.

Used humorously among engineers, metalworkers, and Pokémon fans to refer to any extreme heat source that "casts fire spells" on metal.

"Pass me the Delphox wand, I need to slice through this rusty beam."

"That thermal lance is a Delphox wand—hot enough to vaporize almost anything."

"To show you the Power of the Delphox Wand... I cut a car in half!"

by ErPhox05 July 14, 2025

Wand

A variant of dick

I wanna play with your wand

by anonymous January 20, 2021