First water bong ever purchased by the infamous duo of: ElCapeton & LeGar
possible world record holder for longest surviving Bong from RO - with 10+ years of trusy service and counting, although now in semi-retirement awaiting its next chilly nice session
custom design fit perfectly in armrest hole of the LimeGreenMachine (rip) where it stayed 24/7/365 for 4 years, covertly hidden by a 'hightimes' magazine
possible world record holder for longest surviving Bong from RO - with 10+ years of trusy service and counting, although now in semi-retirement awaiting its next chilly nice session
custom design fit perfectly in armrest hole of the LimeGreenMachine (rip) where it stayed 24/7/365 for 4 years, covertly hidden by a 'hightimes' magazine
"dude, wanna bong rip?"
"sure...lemme go to the caprice"
"purple wonder?"
"but of course"
"niiiiiiice"
"sure...lemme go to the caprice"
"purple wonder?"
"but of course"
"niiiiiiice"
by GAR February 5, 2004
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Flash: Yo Dawg, how was yer night?
Bats: Me and Wonder Woman had a little game of 'One on One'.
Flash: Dude, she is so yer bitch!
Bats: My horny bitch!
Bats: Me and Wonder Woman had a little game of 'One on One'.
Flash: Dude, she is so yer bitch!
Bats: My horny bitch!
by Kouga's bitch July 20, 2008
Get the Wonder Woman mug.Also known as WonderTucky or WonderPuddle. A town in Illinois near a shallow puddle of a lake, which just so happens to be the largest man made lake in Illinois.
Excerpt from http://www.villageofwonderlake.org:
"The Village of Wonder Lake is a rapidly growing community. It is currently made up of the following subdivisions around Wonder Lake: Deep Springs Woods, Deerpath, Hickory Falls I, Hickory Falls II, Lookout Point Unit I, Shore Hills, Sunrise Ridge, Sunrise Ridge Estates, The Meadows of West Bay, White Oaks Bay, Wooded Shores, Woods Creek, and a portion of Wonderview.
The Village was incorporated in 1974 as the Village of Sunrise Ridge. The name was later changed to the Village of Wonder Lake. The Village provides parks, public works, police protection and related services to its constituents. The current population is approximately 3200. "
If you like classy redneck suburbia this is the place for you.
Excerpt from http://www.villageofwonderlake.org:
"The Village of Wonder Lake is a rapidly growing community. It is currently made up of the following subdivisions around Wonder Lake: Deep Springs Woods, Deerpath, Hickory Falls I, Hickory Falls II, Lookout Point Unit I, Shore Hills, Sunrise Ridge, Sunrise Ridge Estates, The Meadows of West Bay, White Oaks Bay, Wooded Shores, Woods Creek, and a portion of Wonderview.
The Village was incorporated in 1974 as the Village of Sunrise Ridge. The name was later changed to the Village of Wonder Lake. The Village provides parks, public works, police protection and related services to its constituents. The current population is approximately 3200. "
If you like classy redneck suburbia this is the place for you.
Don't be fooled by the large beer drinking asshole down the street who parks his truck on the front lawn, he is originally from Wonder Lake.
by lordofwonderlake December 30, 2008
Get the Wonder Lake mug.Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:
-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes
-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes
-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012
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the "Wonder Widget" Ks1lent lacks any semblance of management skills while demonstrating child like behavior.
by Countchugula December 21, 2009
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1. A stunning, sexy, utterly bang-till-her-brains-fall-out-esque lady. Usually sporting exposed cliterati, ample cleavage, and well-formed buttocks and breasts, perfect for fondling as if there is no tomorrow. Side effects may include and erection lasting more than 4 years, blindness, loose jaw, an affinity for stalking, an affinity for mass ravishings/rapings, a taste for the finer things in life, etc.
1. A stunning, sexy, utterly bang-till-her-brains-fall-out-esque lady. Usually sporting exposed cliterati, ample cleavage, and well-formed buttocks and breasts, perfect for fondling as if there is no tomorrow. Side effects may include and erection lasting more than 4 years, blindness, loose jaw, an affinity for stalking, an affinity for mass ravishings/rapings, a taste for the finer things in life, etc.
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Person B: Oh....my....dear.....god....do you see that girl???
Person A: :O...YESSSSSSSSS
Person B: What a delicious wonder she is...
Person A: :O
Person B: I must have her! (lunges at her body)
GIRL: Ahhhh!!! police!!!!
Police: SON, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER.
Person B: NO! SHE'S MINE! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! I MUST HAVE HER!
Person B: Oh....my....dear.....god....do you see that girl???
Person A: :O...YESSSSSSSSS
Person B: What a delicious wonder she is...
Person A: :O
Person B: I must have her! (lunges at her body)
GIRL: Ahhhh!!! police!!!!
Police: SON, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER.
Person B: NO! SHE'S MINE! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! I MUST HAVE HER!
by rdoobie October 5, 2010
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- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
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