velociraptor

Throwing up in a sink while taking a huge dump in the toilet at the same time. Only possible when the sink and toilet are in close proximity to one another. The positioning of the body is similar to the dinosaur of the same name.

Chris was extremely hung over on the flight home from Miami, so he ran to the bathroom and clogged the sink and the toilet, velociraptor style.

by Gary Iannece January 12, 2009

Velox

1) When you are being bombarded with private Messeges from someone who you dont care for about useless facts/plans/rants and raving of such lame individual.

No Pm's dude, its soo velox

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Velocitude

A pseudo-science term for something going at a crazy fast speed. A combination of velocity and attitude that allows you to describe the ridiculous speed of planes or spaceships. A possible Bushism.

The rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. It appeared to be just a blur and a streak.

by QuestionMarc August 23, 2009

velocitwat

A female boss or manager with a nice juicy booty you can't stop staring at, yet you try to avoid her whenever possible because she makes you her bitch daily assigning demeaning and pointless tasks.

I can't stand our superintendent; she's such a velocitwat.

by BowserBronx October 2, 2018

Velocirapter

A Velociraptor is a prostitute from Jurrasic park

I Wanna Fuck a Velocirapter

by Doctorwho101 March 30, 2021

Hyundai Veloster

Bad ass hatch back, that look beautiful with the tech to prove it can zoom! Comes in different trims from every day driver to customized monster! Oh yeah and they are awesome on fuel and the handling is spot on. Did I mention the were beautiful?

I just added a new air intake to my Hyundai Veloster and added 20 horsepower!

by Ekkskaliburr June 28, 2020

Rotational velocidensity

The ratio of mass-to-volume of a velociraptor being affected by centripetal force

John: Frank, did you see that the new class-H237 velociraptors can withstand a rotational velocidensity of up to 5.8?

Frank: Hot damn, the H140s couldn't make it past 3.0!!!

by soupchef June 14, 2010