Vegan 

An annoying person.

"Stop being such a vegan!"

"I hate to be vegan... but could you please move your (car) seat forward a bit?"

"I don't like Sandra, she's a vegan."

Vegan by pattyx January 14, 2017

Vegan 

Someone who does not eat anything animal related or based but cannot live without getting the attention they deserve.

Guy 1: Did you here that the local corner store got robbed and burned down?
Guy 2: By the way, I'm vegan

Vegan by A fudge January 6, 2017

Vegan 

An asshole.

Look at that vegan over there.
I like to eat meat and don't mind if others eat meat because i'm not a vegan.

Vegan by DefinitelyNotAnAsshole October 30, 2017

Vegan 

Modern day Nazi

Hey dude that persons such a vegan

Vegan by trKoci02 January 19, 2018

vegan 

a spawn of Satan

A old lady brought the pope a vegan and begged for him to perform an exorcism.

vegan by Thottastic January 30, 2019

Vegan 

Vegans are people who can't eat meat because they think it's bad so they eat crayons and lettuce

"Welcome to Restaurant, what would you like to order today"
"I would like a vegan salad sir"
"Would you like crayons with that?"
"Yes, Please"

Vegan by YEEEEEETIE March 1, 2019

Vegan 

Veganism is a lifestyle where someone does not exploit animals for their own benefit or pleasure. This includes not eating animal products, wearing animal-skin or using animal-tested products. The vegan movement is one that is for the abolition of animal agriculture and using animals when we clearly don't need to.

Fay says, "I'm vegan because animal products are cruel, unnecessary, unhealthy, unsustainable and bad for the environment."

Vegan by not a shit cunt June 10, 2016