Valton

The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".

"Yo, he's handsome af"
"Yeah, that's Valton"

by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019

valtrex

A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.

Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.

by MichFace July 11, 2005

dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)

That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.

by MagicMicah January 5, 2014

relationship vulture

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.

He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.

by lolweird February 25, 2018

Frank Vaulttackie

Prank Caller With God Mode Enabled.

"You should get Frank Vaulttackie's name tattood on you!"

by Genghis Tron July 7, 2009

Valtteri Bottas

A very sexy f1 driver from Finland who Michael thinks is Spanish. I like his beard

“ Valtteri Bottas I think he’s Spanish, he should be called vincente bottas”-Michael 2021

by Ozzy230 January 21, 2021

airport vultures

Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.

The flight attendant became so irritated with the airport vultures that the flight was abruptly cancelled.

by kayakbeat September 19, 2010