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Vagina Fish

An awful smell, fishy yet with a hint of vagina
Yo dude, dammit i had to sit next to eduardo all of spanish class" "soo??" "he smelled like a fuckin' vagina fish
by nasty-ed May 25, 2010
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Vagina Wavelength

Noun used to describe when you and your friend(s) are on your period and thinking the exact same thing, sometimes several times in succession.

It can also be used when not on one's menstruation, but that was not what the phrase was originally meant for.
Julia: OMG, Nancy, you know what we should do?

Nancy: Steal Bob's chocolate bar?!

Julia: Yes! We're, like, totally on the same vagina wavelength.
by BriFee June 17, 2009
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vaginal flakes

a stanky cereal known for its exceptional combination of menstrual blood and milk. often served cold
Vaginal flakes: theyre more than good; they stanky
by stankypete69 August 25, 2010
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Tingle in the Vagingle

Tingle the Vagingle (pronounced va-jingle) is a term originating from the North Central Florida area that describes the extra sensation a girl feels during oral sex when the guy that preforms said oral sex has a beard. He is giving her an extra tingle in her vagina from the facial hair; hence the phrase "tingle the vagingle."
Example 1
Friend, "Why'd you grow that hideous beard?"

Friend's response, "My girl likes the beard, it gives her a tingle in the vagingle."

Example 2
Girl, "I like when a guy with a beard goes down on me; it gives me a tingle in the vagingle."
by DBlack April 29, 2009
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haunted vagina

/noun
A female's vagina that has recently undergone an abortion
Lucas: Wanna bang my sister tonight?
Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!
by Dick_Cheese69 March 8, 2018
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sand in the vagina

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.
Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"
by St Crab July 5, 2006
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The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.
by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010
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