vag burst

the over dramatic reaction from a gay boy or female blowing a given situation way out of proportion.

Le-ah had a vag burst when she saw Jared looking at another dude in the bar.

by Jarblake May 5, 2012

Vag Pudding

When a mans cum mixes with a woman's and is still inside the vagina. What leaks out is Vag Pudding

Damn, that vag pudding is messing up my sheets!

by SweetD919 December 13, 2021

Alt-Vag

How Kellyanne Conway refers to her anus.

Woman: But that wasn't what President Trump said he wanted to grab me by.

Kellyanne: Actually, the president was referring to your alt-vag, Ivanka.

by allo89 March 12, 2017

Phoenix Vag

When a girl is allergic to condoms and it burns like hell, but the man continues anyway

Despite her Phoenix Vag, I kept at it for a while. The screaming made my dick rise from the ashes.

by JustAConcernedKid March 11, 2019

vag date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a female.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.

I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

Vag portal

term used to describe a nether portal in between a Minecraft cliff that is shaped like a vagina

hey, we should build our vag portal in between that cliff

by killerclownplayz February 19, 2021

Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.

Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?

by browndinner May 14, 2013