vacation dick

A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.

Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!

by KCdefinesshit June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A large dick that's nice to look at and great for one night but not everyday. A no anal dick

In South Padre I'm going to scope out a vacation dick on the beach. -single woman or a hoe

by Stick287 June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.

"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.

by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A huge penis that you wouldn't want to use every single day. Its a special occasion thing. Opposite to boyfriend penis/dick.

"I totally got some Vacation Dick last night"

by EIA Revision Group June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .

The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long

by Purple haze May 23, 2016

Vacation Dick

Unlike boyfriend dick which you can take on a daily basis. Vacation dick is; the exquisite dick that women can't have daily. Typically an islander like from the Caribbean. Most commonly a black studded man who goes a great length of ways satisfy a woman's deepest pleasures.

Vreni: For spring break I went to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh really, why's that?
Vreni: For some vacation dick.
Sabrina: How was it?
Vreni: Let's just say no boyfriend dick could compare by a long shot.

by Childish Gambino June 15, 2016

vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.

Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick

by Lukeadams June 17, 2016