who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021

Carnival underwater excursion

Its when you are getting head in one of the many hot tubs on Carnival cruise lines and you don't let her up for air until your yogurt floats or is swallowed.

Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.

by blmaxim February 7, 2006

Undercover's

Undercover cops, plain clothes police officers

I saw some undercover's on the avenue, so heads up

by Sweet Crimson August 19, 2010

Underrated

When something (or someone) gets less appreciation then it should.

Daniel: "Bro, Keke's hugs are so underrated. They're so welcoming!"
Max: "Yeah, everyone says she sucks at hugs, but in reality, she's amazing at them!"

by coramey December 9, 2018

Tiger Underwater

To be a "tiger underwater" means to be really, really angry (or "super-pissed"). Taken from the actual event of a tiger being underwater. Upon searching "tigers underwater" on Google images, you will find that every single tiger underwater is abnormally upset with everything around it.

Ways to use it include:
"Dude I'm a tiger underwater right now"

"Yeah, he's being a tiger underwater"

"Dude, quit being a tiger underwater".

"You know, If I was just playing GTA4 because I was bored and I got the Red Ring of Death, I would have been pissed. However, I got the Red Ring when I was about to play a game I've been waiting months to play, so you could say I'm a tiger underwater."

by Staska June 14, 2009

Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit

See: CU8M, Cat Unit 8, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit
Submersible-based unit to mobilize Cat Unit 8

I've heard salty tales of the Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit

by tito December 30, 2004

Hello kitty undercover freak

A girl 17 or older who really likes hello kitty and seems cute and innocent, but turns out to be really freaky in bed. (in all good ways of course.)

Bro talk: man, I met this girl who really likes hello kitty man, and I thought she was gonna be pretty regular in bed but dude, I'm telling you. Total freak, and I love it. She's a hello kitty undercover freak!

by George hernandez September 14, 2012