Understand

There's nothing to understand.

Hym "Who are you talking to and what do you think this is? I can tell from your writing you're a little slow so I'll spell it out to you: I. WILL. NOT. LET. YOU. TAKE. THIS. FROM. ME. If there is something I don't understand it's because you don't actually have any recourse other than ignoring me. And I don't have any recourse other than killing your kids. So, DO I KILL THE KIDS OR WILL I GAIN ACCESS TO THE RECOURSE I DESERVE? Totally binary. There is no other option. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GIVE THIS UP EVER. I WON'T EVER DO IT. I WILL HOWEVER BE WITHIN ARMS REACH OF A CHILD."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Understache

A horizontal strip of facial hair growing entirely below the lower lip.

The man’s face was clean-shaven except for his understache, which was trimmed neatly.

by Writerzblokbh May 5, 2024

understandable

some shit only zuse says

giselle ann toeldo says something that zuse doesn’t really understand so he says “understandable”

by zahmuri March 5, 2025

Understand

Do you think I give a fuck if people steal from KwikTrip?

Hym "Oh I DO understand Sarah! I do understand. And I want someone to come in here and steal as much as humanly possible. Because I know, that YOU KNOW... You and EVERYBODY ELSE THAT WORKS THERE that I had my shit stolen and how much are YOU doing to prevent that? Nothing. So what happens when I see somebody with some ramen stuffed in their sweatshirt pouch? Nothing. I let them walk right out with it. It is the EXACT SAME THING you and the rest of these fat, retarded, gas station lifers are doing to me so no I am not filling out a suspicious activity form. I'm not yelling at them. Until I get my money and the credit I deserve for literally creating AI, everything at the KwikTrip on Shawano Avenue in Green Bay Wisconsin might as well be free because that is exactly what you are doing to me every time I show up to work there. And guess what? It HAS already happened. I've already seen people walk out with shit. I've missed items as I rang them up. I just do what you do. So you understand THAT Sarah Process? Do you?"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

Understand

To stand under the authority of

I hope you understand what has been told to you.

by Flopndong December 13, 2025

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018

Ja'understand

A question actually meaning , Do you understand? - But a shortened version
Usually use it when you want to sound Jamaican

Pronounced : *ja-un-da-stand*

Do not produce the stand like /stænd/

But stAnd as if you were British or African

Note: The key is to sound as Jamaican as possible without being rude
Similar to 'You barb?'

DANIEL: how do you feel about him tho?

DEE: It's kinda mixed feelings here and there like I don't Hate him but I Dislike him do the bone like, Ja'understand?

by It'sTheRealD.Squared March 6, 2020