thumbs of understandring

The action you make when a witch gives you a complicated instruction.

"does that sound good?"
"thumbs of understandring"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 6, 2021

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

I just don’t understand.

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

Drew Underwood

An anti-religious deist who quotes out of context, creates straw-men and has the same irrational views against religion which is similar to the atheist's intolerance. He wrote a few articles for the examiner before getting arrested for sexual harassment. He is currently a carpenter following his sacking from Examiner.

Drew Underwood is a douche-bag.

by ddfgdffd January 25, 2014

Underwood

Derived from misunderstood, it is when no one you in your groups of friends understand the thing that turns you on or makes you happy.

Thomas is misunderwood by his friends for his love of fantasy football.

by Me, myself, and I. November 20, 2013

underwood

Erection,
Slang inspired by country singer/american idol winner Carrie Underwood

Did you see the hot, blond American Idol singer? That Carrie gives me underwood!

by Jack Schmack December 29, 2008

Understandment

A extra way of saying understanding in past tense.

I truly wish i had the understandment i have now.

by Alexzander oliver September 2, 2011

undertoad

(noun) A wrinkly toad that lives in disgusting woman's vagina. If a penis penetrates a vagina inhabited by an undertoad, it is at risk of being bitten off, eaten, and/or savagely mauled. Most undertoad have rows of many razor-sharp teeth, the better to ravage upon your male genitalia and/or objects of pleasure.

Broman: ew, ugh, dude, that chick last night had an undertoad. almost got my dick bit off.

Brosephine: i almost got an undertoad once. turns out i was just giving birth to a small baby shark.

by swissykins February 13, 2010