uber stupor

when people waiting for their Uber to arrive do stupid things like attempt to get into a random car on the street by mistake, step off the kerb in front of oncoming traffic to run to their Uber, or just stand on the street corner with cell phone in hand and with a blank expression on their face, trying to spot their Uber.

Some lostie in an uber stupor just tried to get into my car when I pulled up outside your apartment 5 mins ago.

I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50.

Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor

by gs000 July 23, 2018

uber cheat

When you order an uber eats with the full intention of refunding it by saying it hasn’t come

“oi bruv you getting a maccies later”
“ye man gonna uber cheat it tho”

by Notts26 May 11, 2021

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016

kyle uber

absolute thug OG at life. massive Wang and is great at everything, especially in bed with ladies. ;)

Kyle Uber smashed her so hard she cant even walk!

by daddy2.0 March 20, 2017

DO NOT UBERCHARGE THAT SPY

Something typically shouted in a match of the popular game team fortress 2, when a medic, usually a noob or a streamer, decides to accidentally or purposefully ubercharge a spy.

DO NOT UBERCHARGE THAT SPY MEDIC OR I WILL SHOVE THAT MED-GUN UP YOUR MEM THROAT

by Bobthemess October 6, 2020

uberdouche

a douchebag who has transcended the mundanity of common douchebaggery to attain some degree of great status, wealth, power or celebrity, which causes him to ooze all of the sex appeal of a walking venereal disease.

A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).

2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.

Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.

Damn, Adam Levine may be really good at singing but he's just a velvet-throated uberdouche.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.

by princeofdenmark August 28, 2012

Uber Everywhere

To "uber everywhere" is just like it sounds. Using the app taxi service uber to get to places. Great if you're lazy or just wanna get fucked up in Downtown (as to not get a DUi). Great thing about ubering everywhere is that you can still bring a chick home and FUCK! :D

Friend: "Bro I just uber everywhere on weekends"
Me: "What?"
Friend: "Uber on the weekend so you can get fucked up AND get fucked!"
Me: "bruh ur a fucking genius" <3

by TjDaDj October 19, 2016