up tweet

Verb. Sending a tweet or tweeting @someone more famous than yourself in hopes that they will re-tweet and make you famous for a few minutes in the twitter-verse. Opposite of 'down tweet' or "down tweeting".

I up tweeted @brianwilliams but he ignored it.

by Hbro November 9, 2012

Face-Tweet

The act of "tweeting" by using your facebook wall instead of a Twitter account.

If you want to know what she is up to, just look at her wall on Facebook. She is a Face-Tweeter.

by MTS 2010 July 27, 2010

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

Tweet Whore

One who tweets excessively throughout the day, i.e 2 or more tweets in half an hour.

"Your such a tweet whore, I had to unfollow you"

by TheCommuneHippy September 25, 2012

Tweet and Yeet

The only way you should be active on the hell-site, commonly known as Twitter.
Coined by ADT.

Me, a mere commoner : Why are you active on Twitter?
ADT, with her superior intellect : Just 'Tweet and Yeet', mi amigo.
Me, with my mind blown : WHAAAAAA- (mind blown noises ensue)

by prajju October 30, 2021

Tweet Mullet

A post on Twitter (a Tweet) that is business in the first 70 chars, party in the second.

This is an example Tweet Mullet: I'd like you to make a powerpoint presentation with pie charts about how we're going to drink ourselves silly and party all night long.

by thedeedub September 25, 2010