twatted

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".

"I have twatted."

by TotalRecall March 20, 2009

twatter

chatter over the online twitter social interface.

There was a lot of twatter on twitter today about the fate of the international celebrity who fell so suddenly ill.

by La Tatooie March 18, 2009

twatted

getting hit with extreme prejudice

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted

by two hats are better then one April 26, 2009

twittle

Also known as a twin. Two brothers / sisters in a fraternity / sororityof which both have the same big brother / sister.

OMG my twittle and I both have the same big sister, that makes us twittles!

by ninerwun December 3, 2010

twatter

A person who squats a Twitter name for resale.

I came up with the perfect Twitter handle but when I tried to register the name, I found out someone was squatting it just to sell. Damn twatter.

by entrepredude May 23, 2010

Tattletail

Some random fucking game that everyone keeps talking about. It's popular for it's lookalike Mascot, TATTLETAIL. Looks like a fucking Furby. Geez.

"Hey Richard, do you know Tattletail?"
"Dude, that game is a Furby ripoff and is horrible."

by hiimmarcus May 15, 2018

twatle

to pound with hand numerous times to the head while groaning like they are gettin hit in the ass

Chuck stop twatling Juan

by Anonymous September 22, 2003