tsunami

Mother natures sense of humor. It is defined as a large wave crashing on the shore of a random third-world country, sacrificing the lives of those stupid enough to be in the way for the mild amusement of others. In order to avoid negative attention from people who pretend to care about people other than themselves, it is defined as a catastrophe instead of entertainment.

justin: did you hear about that tsunami that killed over 400 people? Chris: yeah, that was pretty funny i guess. A valcano would have been way funnier, though. Justin: what the hell is wrong with you? Chris: oh, tsunami? Yeah, sure, thats sad, i guess. I thought you said, um, salami. Justin: that doesn't make sense. Chris: your mom's a whore.

by feral polecat January 24, 2011

tsunamied

Beyond being overwhelmed. When the day to day problems of life add up to where you feel your wall of problems has crashed down of you and there is now way out. You can no longer cope. You feel as if you are alone and drowning; struggling to get to the top, but you keep getting sucked further down.

Person 1: Hey why so glum?

Person 2: I got tsunamied.

Person 1: How so?

Person 2: I can't pay my taxes, the kids need braces, the price of gas is killing me and the car needs work, the cost of food is outrageous, and worst of all my 12 year old daughter is getting boobs and every misfit boy in the neightborhood is coming by. Man am I getting tsunamied.

Person 1: Good luck; no lifeline here.

by ufopaul September 28, 2012

emotional tsunami

emotional tsunami: when a person that you were is a serious relationship keeps coming into your life full force trying to rekindle...then leaves just as quickly.... then repeats

Carol and Rob were together for a year, when they broke up Rob kept coming back emotionally tsunaming Carol for full year after that......

Or:

Carol finally realized she was being emotinally tsunamied and never spoke to Rob again...

by Lisa January 12, 2005

Tsunami

full: Tsunami Tide. n. A gorgeous girl of Puerto Rican descent who governs over The Delta Waterfall. Also Tsu, Tsumies, Tsunami-cakes and Angelpooh.

I love Tsunami.

by dbwang January 28, 2003

Asian Tsunamied

verb. Similar to bukakke but the quantities of sperm involved are similar to the water flow of the asian tsunami.

In her porn career, I'd say Jenna Jameson has been Asian Tsunamied several times.

by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006

tsunami

When you have a lone little ball of sweat that originates in your armpit and it rolls all the way down your skin without getting absorbed into your shirt. You can literally feel it trickle all the way down.

I was sitting in Algebra class today and had a tsunami.

by Jonathan Michonski December 10, 2008

Tsunami of Sex

When two people have graduated from a tornado of love, they move on to the tsunami of sex.

Carla: Hey Kevin and Livy, how's your tornado of love going?

Kevin: oh, its turned into a tsunami of sex now.

Livy: oh god..

by livyaa April 21, 2009