Typically a Super Trucker claims to have years of experience trucking, but nothing to back up their so called experience. Often refer to other truckers as rookies or steering wheel holders. Their trucking resume usually consists of hauling a van trailer and too scared to hauling anything heavy or oversized.
That trucker couldn't drive a sharp stick in the ground but apparently can back up for miles. They must be a Super-Trucker
by Jungle-monkey May 21, 2023
Get the Super-Truckermug. by Lilwaffle98 April 3, 2022
Get the German Truckermug. by Drock79 July 17, 2016
Get the Trucker stewmug. by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022
Get the Trucker Twinkymug. When you walk into the rest area bathroom and here the funniest, nastiest, noises coming from the stall..... the act of blowing everything out of your ass like an explosion.
I was trying to piss, and all of a sudden, a guy comes running in, slams a door , and before I knew it he was having a "trucker blowout"!!!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't even was my hands.
by Seminole August 30, 2016
Get the trucker blowoutmug. The nasty smell of a truck driver they get from being over the road. Smells like diesel fuel and old leather
by Hisgirl101 June 3, 2014
Get the trucker funkmug. A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
Get the Squatch Truckermug.