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Buried Treasure 

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.
Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!
Buried Treasure by ReyMon! October 12, 2019

Hidden Treasure

The name for the unsmoked weed that is hidden under the ash in a seemingly finished bowl.
Adi: I think we're out of weed, this bowl is all ash
Gio: nah dude move the ash aside, there's hidden treasure in there
Hidden Treasure by weedman69420 March 12, 2021

Dusting the treasure chest 

I'm "Dusting the treasure chest" on your grandma

trailer park treasure 

a sleazy, skanky ho that you fuck right after meeting that does all the dirty nasty shit no proper lady would do and whom you would never bring home to meet your mom
Bill and Chris went out hogging and ended up meeting this trailer park treasure that they soon gang banged and left on the side of the road

Turtle Treasure

The treasure that is inside turtles and tortoises. It can only be acquired by breaking or prying open the shell. It usually comes in the form of gold coins or assorted jewels.

1. Hey dude, did you know that if you break open a turtle there's treasure inside.

2. Dude I went to the aquarium with my hammer yesterday, I got so much turtle treasure.
Turtle Treasure by England420 February 18, 2009

boy treasure 

A young, innocent-looking boy (often of prepubescent age and with a nice firm ass) that is available for exploition by obese men and Star Trek/science fiction fans (which is pretty much the same thing when you think about it!)
Two men passing a primary school might comment "my-my, there's some mighty fine looking boy treasure in there. Yes sir-e!"