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torba

oh word: yo matt your a bag....
no way: haha matt torba?
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TORSO

an acronymn meaning Totally Over Rated Sell Outs as coined by the band, TORSO (Totally Over Rated Sell Outs) in 2006 by it's founder and owner, S. Mayer.
Dude, did you hear the new song from TORSO (Totally Over Rated Sell Outs)?
by s mayer December 27, 2006
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Torben

a short straight up pimp, will steal ya bitch. Christian on sundays, fucking bitches on mondays. (on bo,s hitlist.)
by dumbbi*ch69 November 4, 2020
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Tombstone Pizza

When you shit, piss, jizz, and bleed on your bathroom floor. When you're doing your girl, pick her up (while still in her) and carry her to the bathroom. Do her from behind and when you're about to climax, pull out then stuff her face in the mixture of the aforementioned substances and force her to eat it. Then when she's puking (if she is), blow your load on her face then make her eat her puke.

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You: I banged my bitch really fuckin hard last night!
Your Best Friend: Hell yeah dude that's bitchin!
You: Get this though! It wasn't just fucking!
Best Friend: Oh?
You: I gave her the Tombstone Pizza!
Best Friend: Fuck yeah dude that's the way to go!
by DownfallSilas December 7, 2009
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torsions

An arbitrary unit of measurement used to define the twistability of a womens nipples
Suzy has the best fun bags... and man, her nipples are 10 torsion.
by Barny July 9, 2003
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Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals
Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling
by goldust January 14, 2009
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Torbett

Vile convicted serial sexual abuser of young boys and founder of "Celtic Boys Club" in the early 70's.

Now known as "Celtic Football Club" they are otherwise known as "bheasts" or the "manky mob" as well as other phrases derived from men committing sexual acts to boys far below the legal age.

This is one history that need only take a quick search on any engine to uncover, however these "bheasts" will NOT to this day admit any of these wrong doing and the phrase "sweep sweep" was coined to describe the "bheasts" attitude to cover up anything they feel "offended" by or don't want the world to find the truth and to this day NOT give proper justice to the victims of these terrible he-anus crimes.

A popular phrase associated with the crimes is "big jock knew" describing how the manager of "Celtic Football Club" at the time of the abuse named "Jock Stein" knew all about these acts yet chose to cover up these he-anus crimes instead of reporting these crimes to the proper authorities and letting there be justice for the poor "vicTIMs" or "bhoys".
Jim Torbet: moan back tae my flat for sum "Jelly & Ice Cream" ya sexy arse wee TIM an al give ye a good meal.

A brief history or timeline:

1966: Celtic Boys’ Club is founded by Jim Torbett
1972: Jock Stein ousts Jim Torbett as Boys’ Club general manager after allegations that boys were being sexually abused.
1986: Jim Torbett’s return to Celtic Boys Club as a fundraiser Kevin Kelly is vice-chairman
1991: Frank Cairney resigns as general manager following a trip to New Jersey where a young Celt was allegedly abused.
October 25, 1996: Jim Torbett charged with sex offences.
November 4, 1998: Torbett stands trial at Glasgow Sheriff Court charged with molesting three youngsters in his care.
November 12, 1998: Torbett is found guilty.
by Alan Brazilian Job October 22, 2013
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