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Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019
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Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
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Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
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Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.
Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard
by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025
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Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn
by superguitarded May 14, 2020
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Choco Toothpaste

The act of sticking teeth inside the anus during gay sex and of giving taste to cum with shit
After a blowjob, Joe did a Choco Toothpaste to Sam
by chocobrocco April 13, 2021
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