Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.

Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.

by It adds up September 4, 2022

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.

God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!

by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Toothpaste Crazy

When one consumes so much menthol (via squirting tubes of toothpaste straight down their throat) that they go insane and usually cause a mess of dental care products.

"hey Jen did you go toothpaste crazy in the bathroom? The walls are covered in toothpaste and feces."
"Yeah sorry"

by Boris Johnson 9 October 30, 2023