Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.

Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.

by MMRE May 23, 2013

spicy toothpaste

hi its me again

ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
...
you taking ya time child
...
okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough

you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave

...

now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3

spicy toothpaste is another inside joke from the list I wrote down for the lols :)

by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020

slinging toothpaste

To ejaculate from masterbation

“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”

by Michael Handy October 1, 2022

bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

Roman Toothpaste

Nutting in Someone’s mouth and peeing in it after. Recreating how the romans cleaned their teeth.

“ bro me and my girl just made some roman toothpaste”

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

by JMCComedy November 23, 2020