toothpasting 

when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as "pasting"

john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out

toothpasting by nightlifecommando October 14, 2012

tooth paste 

A type of paste that you put on your tooth brush and then on your teeth and scrub with your tooth brush

i am now going to put my tooth paste on my tooth brush

tooth paste by meepdog365 April 27, 2020

toothpasting 

It is expected that the small quantities of fluorides put into toothpaste can fluoridate the fatty acids present in almost all mammalian nipples, causing minute quantities of hydrofluoric acid to be released into the bloodstream. Normally HF is very toxic and bad for bones since it displaces calcium, but it is well established that low levels of HF over extended periods has proven to suppress nerve activity - hence the danger of HF acid burns since they are initially painless. This nerve suppression is believed to affect the brain, even in low concentrations, to produce a mild euphoria.

1. Mary and I went toothpasting down at Paco's house last night, that shit was nuts!

2. Toothpasting will fuck yo shit up!

toothpasting by yourBro October 14, 2012

Toothpasting 

v. Toothpasting

The act of spreading toothpaste on ones
nipples to create a high from titanium dioxide
reacting with the central nervous system.

"Toothpasting" is also known as "pasting".

"We should stop by CVS to pick up some
Colgate so we can start TOOTHPASTING tonight."
"Yeah man, lets get pasted!"

Toothpasting by Austinium83 October 16, 2012

Toothpasting 

Toothpasting is a fad similar to huffing paint - a poorfag's way of getting high. It involves increasing the permeability of the skin on your nipples (either by rubbing them with an abrasive, or alcohol, a paint thinner, or nail polish remover), and then covering your nipples in toothpaste. A chemical from the toothpaste then absorbs through your skin and enters the bloodstream, getting you high.

It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.

Dude, I finally found a good way of getting into Sarah's shirt - I just told her I'd help her try toothpasting. I just rubbed her tits with mouthwash and then ten minutes of Colgate later we were zoning out.

Toothpasting by JimmyJohnBobo October 16, 2012

Cupids Tooth paste 

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.

Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!

Cupids Tooth paste by Cam Brady October 10, 2011

Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.

I blew the Tooth Paste Officer today

Tooth Paste Officer by Daft guy May 31, 2012