Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

toothpaste

paste made of teeth

i ate some toothpaste

by WOOOOW 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 September 12, 2021

bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 13, 2020

Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...

Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn

by superguitarded May 15, 2020

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date

"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

by weavehole December 29, 2020