Hoop dancer

A person who wraps twizzlers around testicles and sucks them.
Gurl if Wesley play his cards right ima be a hoop dancer!!
by Yuotew July 06, 2016
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Hoop fire

In which you are shittin fire...
Man I had fire engine hot wings last night, and I have had Hoop Fire all day.
by PreciousPals September 19, 2006
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Hoop Doop

The sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position
Sit down. Now stand up. Listen to the sound. This is Hoop Doop

Hoop Doop is a magazine by artists, about artists
by Hoop Doopism November 18, 2013
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Hoop Jack

Hoopjack (huup-jak) noun. plural hoopjacks-1. a melding of musical styles, typically old style country with heavier rock and roll and blues style elements. Occasionally incorrectly called alt-country, which is another of it's elements 2. one who lives a rural lifestyle, similar to hillbillies or, alternatively, hickabillies.3. Adjective. to react with animation or jubilance.4.Also the action thereof “he was hoopjacking and foot-stomping to the music.
Billy's looking to get his (hoop jack )on this weekend by listening to some good old music and having a couple beers!
by SweetPete Weston November 08, 2015
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hoop waffle

Jackie talked a load of hoopwaffle at the meeting cause basically she hadnt a clue what she was on about and so used hoopwaffle to pretend she knew anything.
by leaners of ballycoolin February 10, 2004
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Sore-Hoop

You have been on the beer the previous evening and the next morning (after a number of number two's) you bottom hole gets sore and stingy Rusty Bullet Hole
I tell you what lads, but I aint half got a sore hoop thi morning
by Wayne Cobley June 06, 2003
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hoop-law

silliness, absurdity, craziness, folly, foolishness, goofiness, inanity and/or inconsistency of an act; When something or someone is being very silly or out of the norm.
The gas prices just went up another dollar, and Bush was recently seen circling the White House in a large bunny suit. Now This, is a bunch of hoop-law.
by gracie:) July 10, 2008
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