Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Death

One of life's only mysteries.

L: "death scares me"
G: " don't let it. It'll be one last adventure when you're old and frail."

by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021

Death

The end of life as you know it.

Death is sensitive. for the living. for the dead it´s everyday´s coffee

by Deathmylover September 5, 2019

death

a cure for a disability called life

deaths row guard: "any last words"
me who mass murdered fortnite fanatics about to get a deadly injection: "you can be a king or a street sweeper but everybody dances with the grim reaper"

by youtube.com/goldenbudgiereal December 29, 2019

Death

Something that I want.

Death in past tense is dead. Violet wants dead death.

by that one stoner chick April 21, 2018

Death

A process everyone has to go through that's unavoidable, like taxes and obesity.

A: "Sorry man I have to go through death"
B: "See ya soon!"

by TheDefMaker001 February 18, 2020

Death

Death is such a powerful concept that it's hard to think or talk about, it creates a hole in you and can destroy entire families. Only very emotionally lacking people can talk about it without feeling sadness, yet we have decided to create mass death on so many occasions.

When it had flooded and Sam fell into the river we were scared, but when she was torn from my grip and pulled away I knew that only Death could follow.

by WILDRINKADINK September 25, 2019