by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018

The approximate day, each year, when health insurance deductibles have been met, and patients can get medical treatment for drastically less out of pocket expenses. During this time of year, hospitals see a large increase in business, as surgeries, mri's and other large medical procedures are then scheduled as more patients meet their deductible. On Red Thursday, the blood begins to flow as the surgeons begin to cut. It derives from the term Black Friday, but in a medical context.
That ER visit met my deductible so today is my Red Thursday. I'm going to get that MRI I've been putting off, those injections in my knee, these moles removed, and that surgery to fix that disk in my back.
by Akopian Atrebates October 16, 2019

by The mystery machine March 12, 2020

When someone is giving a blowjob and sneezes all over the recipient's penis, then proceeds to use the snot as lube/flavoring
by GlitchClown November 5, 2020

When you don't have any alcohol on a Thursday night to celebrate Thirsty Thursday, but you have weed. So instead you just smoke a ton.
Guy#1: Hey it's Thirsty Thursday...lets get wasted!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!
by sum kidd January 27, 2011

Tornado Thursday is when multiple friends like and comment on every post in a social network to annoy a single user with mass amounts of notifications at one time.
3 friends: On Tornado Thursday, Nick, Duane and Billy like and comment using the hash tag #TornadoThursday on a friend named Josh Maint's wall. Josh Maint then gets hit with a ton of notifications and his posts show up in other people's news feed again (commonly known as a bump).
Note: Bonus points if you like all the old comments in the post as you effectively hit every user who has commented on said users posts in the past.
Note: Bonus points if you like all the old comments in the post as you effectively hit every user who has commented on said users posts in the past.
by Hole May 31, 2015

Burger Thursday is the best day of the week. A weekly celebration of the most deliciously convenient meal – go ahead, satisfy those cravings, grill your meat, melt the cheese. After all, nothing else matters on Thursdays.
Simon: Thursdays are boring, what am I cooking for dinner?
Pete: Are you kidding? It’s Burger Thursday.
Pete: Are you kidding? It’s Burger Thursday.
by MeatPattyLover October 18, 2021
