by Mouche May 28, 2006
Get the Sure thing chicken wing mug."I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."
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CONDOMS BROKEN
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING
A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN
LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
THE CUM GOES UNSPOKEN
IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN THE PLEASURE
I DONT KNOW WHY IT BROKE OR WHAT IS THE REASON
IM STANDING HERE EJACULATING
A DESOLATE HOLE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
ITS ONLY THE HYMEN I FEEL
ITS ME THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND THRUST
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
THE MAN WITH A BIG DICK NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY FLESH LEFT
WILL GET TORN APART FROM MY PENIS
BECAUSE THE PENIS DOESNT GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
OH NO THERE WILL BE CUM SHED
ITS THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOWN
LOSING MY VIRGINITY
WONDERING "HAVE I GONE PREGENANT"
TO FIND THE TRUTH I MUST CLIMB THE NINE MONTHS
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY CUM AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I CUM
by iate7microwavetransformers May 13, 2022
Get the the only thing i know for real (is cum) mug.American for a person who is not significantly overweight (as opposed to its previous definition, meaning underweight)
you're looking thin! (as a compliment)
by nunu October 27, 2004
Get the thin mug.A really, really annoying thing that people from New Jersey say when the do something they can't explain.
Joe: What's a muff cabbage?
Jersey kid: Eh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
Joe: Whatever... (weirdo)
Jersey kid: Eh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
Joe: Whatever... (weirdo)
by muffinonastick October 19, 2010
Get the Jersey thing mug.1) n. Dave Matthews Band song
2) n. Something that helps you relax and pass the time by.
Although some Dave Matthews Band lyrics are open to interpretation, a 'jimi thing' in the context of the song refers to some kind of mind altering substance that helps you relax and get through a dull time.
Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "This is a song about getting high."
Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "In England it's a condom."
2) n. Something that helps you relax and pass the time by.
Although some Dave Matthews Band lyrics are open to interpretation, a 'jimi thing' in the context of the song refers to some kind of mind altering substance that helps you relax and get through a dull time.
Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "This is a song about getting high."
Dave Matthews on "Jimi Thing": "In England it's a condom."
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