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Triple Threat

When a guy takes a shit then jerks off while sitting on the toilet and takes a shower after.
Man I'm bored, I think I'm gonna go for a triple threat then take a nap.
by etCetera69 August 11, 2014
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Credible threats

Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?
Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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Threat

A statement in which you tell someone you won’t purchase them donuts if they come at 8 am to buy them
Hey, if you don’t come tomorrow morning to buy donuts, you don’t get one

Hey! Don’t fucking threaten me
by I need socks 5462 January 7, 2022
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brazilian threat

When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.
He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man
by SsneekyY December 16, 2023
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Behavioral threat

Hym "Let's look at the definition of STALKING real fast... Harass or persecute (someone) with unwanted and obsessive attention. Following or showing up at places the victim frequents.

Making unwanted contact (phone calls, texts, emails, social media).

Damaging property or stealing belongings.

Monitoring the victim's activities (phone, computer, location).

Threatening the victim or their loved ones. Seems like all of that is happening. Especially the STEALING and the monitoring activities bit. It doesn't have the acting like you like a single white female. Seems like a behavioral threat to me. I'm feeling pretty justified in doing this now. AND MORE. I feel justified in doing MORE than this. Right? Because now, I know you went out and found Randall James Bowker and brought him here. So, I don't give a fuck if you want your kids to be safe. They aren't going to be amd long as the threat against me persists."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2025
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THREATS

HEHEHEHEHEH here are 3 threats mwahaha UwU
"I shall rip out your tongue and twist It around your throat and choke you with it."
“How about this? Shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and I’ll shut it for you.”
“One night I'm going to come to you inside of your house or wherever you’re sleeping and I’m going to cut your throat.”

:)
"Hey! How are you?"
"I use threats as a coping mechanism to hide the pain, you?"
"Uhm...g-good...I think....should I be scared?"
"Not yet."
by By Bi bi (except I'm pan) June 29, 2021
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Triple Threat

A girl that gives good head, has good pussy, and does anal
"Saw this girl on Tinder that said she was a triple threat"

"Nice"
by BDPcommenter February 16, 2022
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