An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.
I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.
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The area between the ass and the scrotum. It is called "Taint" because it Taint your ass and it Taint your nuts!
by Don C May 31, 2005
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(n) 1. The taint is the stretch of skin at the inferior surface of the perineum (bottom of the crotch). 2. In males the taint is the region between the anus and the scrotum; in females it is the region between the anus and the vagina.
(n) 1. The taint is the stretch of skin at the inferior surface of the perineum (bottom of the crotch). 2. In males the taint is the region between the anus and the scrotum; in females it is the region between the anus and the vagina.
by Mission185 September 7, 2017
Get the taint mug.Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
by Stevie Y April 12, 2006
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With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
by Will Bixby May 4, 2006
Get the taint whistle mug.The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.
Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.
by zach April 21, 2006
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