Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

Whitney Durant

Tumblr Fangirl

“Wow that girl is such a Whitney Durant”

by Weirdwhitney October 6, 2017

Whitney

Dumb vsco girl and I oop looking ass

Hi Whitney!
Whitney: “and I oop I dropped my hydro flask”

by Zach Brown 23 September 9, 2019

Dane Whitney

a cool dude : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh hey its that cool guy Dane Whitney

by emo_god_colby March 10, 2020

Whitney

The best best best best friend I could ever have! She’s so supportive and nice to me, I try my best to be there for them since they’re always there for me! I wouldn’t give up my friendship with them for the world

-You really seem to like that girl
-Yeah! Whitney is my best friend :D

by Groinmc November 7, 2021

Whitney

To have a graphically violent bowel movement that penetrates your nose, ears, and mouth. Whitneying, whitneyed

“Dude, I went to Chipotle for lunch. It was good but I’m totally gonna whitney.”

by handiginge December 18, 2017

whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.

by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014