Shovel Fuck

When the speaker goes too far with a topic and begins to dig him/herself into a hole. This speaker also must be screwing themselves out of something that they want. So in short, the speaker is digging themselves into a hole and fucking themselves out of something at the same time.

I just Shovel Fucked myself!

or

Oh man, you just shovel fucked yourself!

by DGibson February 12, 2011

Penis Shoveling

A sex act where a man shits into a women's vagina or anus and proceeds to dig it out with their penis.

One night my girlfriend asked to try penis shoveling. It ended up being pretty messy.

Dude, penis shoveling is fucking grosser than tubgirl!

by Bend Overson December 01, 2016

ranch shovel

bro so basically any breaded food that can be used with ranch dressing, as a shovel if you will

chicken strips? you mean a ranch shovel

by lidiaxD March 01, 2019

shovel-ready

A state in which one's various projects only need a whack of cash thrown at them for them to roll.

My next novel is shovel-ready, I just need to receive that pesky arts grant.

by Darren O'Donnell January 28, 2009

cock shovel

wen ur about to have anal with a girl but her ass is fullof shit so u use ur cock to shovel it out

Joanne should consider wipin her ass i had to give her a real cock shovel last night

by fucker freddy January 11, 2009

Shovel Face

A girl with a distorted un-attractive face, making her look like she was hit with a shovel.

"Damn! That girl is hurt! She got a shovel face!"

by SaxKitten July 11, 2008

shit shoveler

A Gay ass raming person.
A boner riding bastard.

U shit shoveling fuck

by Ass man November 27, 2003