It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!
If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!
Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!
If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!
If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!
Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!
If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!
Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!
BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!
BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
by The Lawn February 07, 2008
by Izzy1979 August 23, 2006
Dude, I was workin' my pecs when this hot chick walked by. I fired off a gym rocket.
Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.
Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.
by elduderino1 November 30, 2009
i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass
by balec December 22, 2021
It's when you dissolve molly in water, then you do a handstand, pump it up your butt with a turkey baster and then you get a big dominican nigga named eduardo to come shake you up like a cocktail
by snapppppppppppppppp January 22, 2018
by dolph_n May 15, 2021
A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.
Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”
Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 19, 2019