Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 04, 2015

Porter Collins

a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)

"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"

"oh thats just porter collins being porter."

by Tuckmeat December 01, 2022

Bette Porter

Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.

Seeing Bette Porter in a pantsuit makes me cream.

by Justacluelesslesbian June 10, 2024

gina porter

Beautiful woman who's an amazing dancer and dates Nini Salazar-Roberts.

Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!

by Jdkudvekeoswo September 27, 2021

Porter

A professional scammer ... will act like a gentlemen but will feast ur belongings/financials

Fuck me I got Porter’d by another Nigerian Prince Email
That guy just taken my last chip ... Porter Bastard
I love him so much ... he’s porter’d my heart

by BLUEYEDB October 30, 2020

Porter

Choad boy Lil chod

did u hear about porter?
is that lil choad?

by Big pickle1234 October 10, 2022