monkeys

Monkeys, the apex predator. Earth's number one most majestic and intelligent lifeforms. They like bananas. One day the monkey community will overthrow the rest of the rainforest and soon will rule the world. We will be the monkey's slaves. our only purpose will be to supply them with bananas. Know your place, sincerely, the monkeys.

I want to have sex with a monkey. Monkeys are cool.

by monkeybacterialtissue August 9, 2020

Monkey

1. a certain type of key that can only be used on Monday at 2:22 pm Eastern MVES time it is favored by all with little to no brain cells left

I will use the Monkey to open a brain

by Samsauce January 11, 2022

monkey

a primate with a pussy

hey guys look at my monkey

by loveTheMonkey July 1, 2011

Monkey

What my best friend's sister sounds like. And if she sees this, she'll kill him. Muahahahaha!

Me: What was that noise? Was that your dog?
Him: Nah, that was my sister.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Monkey

"Slang" for a gay person with aids

"Hey look it's a monkey" , "your a monkey"

by Squrtile November 9, 2017

monkey

it can go anywhere, including here and here......and here

www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm has the best example, the others on that site are also good

by david fleischmann January 19, 2004

monkey

He could go anywhere, including there, and there, and there, the only place he can't go is on the toilet.

also see Weebl and Bob

I am the monkey. I could go anywhere. Including here, and here, and here.

by DaChazman March 3, 2005