Tammy my butthole is throbbing.
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
by G Kett April 07, 2023
by Stellarspace March 26, 2023
When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
by THESYSTEMFAILED April 17, 2016
When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW
by solosynth December 13, 2017