The Juicy Goosey

Using the head as a bowling ball for penetration

“No Berty, anything but The Juicy Goosey”

by Derty Berty February 2, 2020

The Juicy Potato

Has a ridiculously thick ass.

Will go monke mode if needed.

Is that The Juicy Potato? Damn he thick asf

by TheJuicyPotato November 19, 2021

The juicys

The juicys is another word for sex. It's a lighthearted and humorous way of mentioning copulation.

"Did you hear Mark and Colleen did the juicys?"

by Error_227 February 24, 2026

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.

by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2013

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014

juicin' the peach

originated summer 2006 in ithaca, new york. has since spread coast-to-coast and across the pond. (kind of like your legs, if you are doin' some juicin'.)

a sexier, less sex-ed-reminiscent term for female masturbation.

dude, i hate to admit it, cuz the joker's supposed to be creepy and all, but heath ledger in batman kinda makes me wanna start juicin' the peach.

by akb45 August 16, 2009

Juicing the Pear

When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices

Juicing the Pear is awesome!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007