Sauce Herpes

Sauce Herpes is when the most ignorant person in your household neglects to wipe the excess sauce off the opening of the sauce bottle, leaving it to dry and become crusty...much like Herpes.

"Hey do you want some ketchup?"

"Yea, only if it doesn't have Sauce Herpes"

by PeterPuffer May 5, 2013

Lint Herpe

A singular herpe who likes to say the lame term (L dance) and goes to Dunkin’ Donuts a lot. Overall a good person but needs to drink less caffeine.

Person 1: Lint Herpe is one coolio dude
Person 2: ok boomer

by ItiswednesdaymydudesaaaaAAAHHH December 23, 2019

disco herpes

Another name for glitter, because you can never get rid of it.

Bob: Were you at the strip club?
Dave: Why?
Bob: Because you are covered in disco herpes.

by rave chicken July 12, 2011

herpe curtain

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.

Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

beards herpes

by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013

Heart Herpes

Romantic feelings you shouldn't have, for someone you shouldn't have them for, (usually a casual sex partner or friend.)
Catching heart herpes. herpes of the heart.

"I caught heart herpes for my friend with benefits."
"It's all fun and games til you catch heart herpes."

by NurseGraves April 29, 2019

Da herp

Having herpes

“Oh man he got da herp”

by Igotdaherp October 14, 2019

christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.

Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!

by dersuay November 12, 2013