Gestapo Garage

An early-'40's-era Deutschland-based facility staffed by highly-skilled SS agents who could magically and instantly get a car to run and perform perfectly with just a simple touch. Just ask Baron von Trapp, who personally witnessed the group's miraculous mechanical-capabilities after he and his family unexpectedly encountered said group while they were pushing their automobile out of their driveway, and --- at his supervisor's command to "repair Herr von Trapp's car, so that it will start"--- one of the agents easily fired up the car's motor on the first try.

The Gestapo Garage may indeed have been exceptionally adept at making seemingly-disabled vehicles start up and operate perfectly, but the problem was that they tended to show up without your ever having sent for them, and performing "repairs" that you'd just as soon not have had done at that particular time.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

garage rat

A person who is always in a garage working on vehicles. Can take a vehicle apart and put it back together with their eyes closed.

Whenever driving by Freeman's house the garage door is always open and he's in there working on some sort of vehicle, garage rat for sure.

by Elvis Jennings June 2, 2015

Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.

Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!

by iammatt9 July 31, 2009

Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021

tooth garage

Used as slag of the mouth, commonly the mouth if a female. Usually used in reference and/or conjunction with sexual acts.

Friend1; "Damn, her face is busted..."

Friend2; "Yeah, but I'd still park my limousine in her tooth garage."

by cyber_ballz May 4, 2012

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021

Garage Trade

Collusion between 2 or more members of a fantasy sports league. Usually taking place after a few beers in the garage and solidified by bumping penises.

Frank gave Cory dick warts in their garage trade, ruining the league and their genitals.

by Fantasy lives matter October 31, 2017