smokin coyote

An attractive female that is starting to turn grey.

The female equivalent of a “silver fox”.

Man, look at her, what a smokin coyote…

by Awwwhoo December 15, 2024

Coyote Cocking

When you smuggle drugs into foreign lands via the urethra.

Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.

Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.

by Nickel Shucker November 30, 2020

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

Sneaky Coyote

When a female puts as many soft boiled eggs in her vagina then squats the "lay them". Then her partner sneaks in to steal and eat them coated in her juices.

My wife and I enjoy cosplay at a whole new level. She dresses like the road runner and I Wile-E-Coyote and we perform the sneaky Coyote on Saturdays.

by Gaping Butwhole December 10, 2020

paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 27, 2021

Coyoted

The act of being smuggled into the county by a coyote.

Them Mexicans got coyoted into 'Merica.

by Verbular Bandit December 19, 2016

Silver Coyote

A prominent community journalist and activist that fights for the rights of the urban underclass.

Carol Harvey is a real Silver Coyote when it comes to writing about homelessness.

by Johnny Depremos May 05, 2011