Teach the Cabbage

A code-phrase meaning: "The fort is in danger, someone must guard it."

Synonym: Go guard the fort

Gilly, teach the cabbage, quickly!

by FortMaster73 May 19, 2010

Jazz Cabbage

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Exxoticmissy December 30, 2017

cabbage pussy

A vagina that has over developed volva and looks like it could eat you

That girls pussy looks like it could eat you man carefully what you put in there she has a cabbage pussy.

by darvenspawner January 11, 2016

Jazz Cabbage

A newer slang term (circa 2016) for the devil's lettuce.

"Hey, are you going out tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna hang and listen to some loud jazz cabbage before passing out."

by djblvnts July 15, 2016

space cabbage

Any strain of herb that renders the user undecided, dumbfounded, or mildly retarded(hence the name space) for a period of 2 to 4 hours after use.

WhoooWeee!!!!! That nigga's got the muthufukin' space cabbage mane!
Ooowwwh!!!!!Hot Buddy!!!Hot Buddy!!!

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Cabbage Flaps

wrinkly labia that hangs out of the vagina excessively resembling boiled cabbage.

damn, you see that broads beat puss?? She had some serious cabbage flaps.

by Deedz760 May 21, 2008

Jazz Cabbage

Weed, marijuana, or cannabis.

Who’s down to burn some jazz cabbage to ease this hangover?

by RalphMacchiato September 08, 2019