On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.
I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025
Get the The Dutch Windmillmug. The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill
by Cambo_Clown December 10, 2021
Get the Dutch Windmillmug. A girl that dumps a guy for someone taller. Usually chases guys who are tall and simple, like a windmill. A female version of Don Quixote.
Jane is a windmill chaser -- dumped Joe who was 6' 0" with a solid job for Mike who is 6' 3", broke, and lives in his mom's basement after just one drink.
by coderloader7 January 27, 2023
Get the windmill chasermug. by Bitchwiththebluehair November 24, 2023
Get the devils windmillmug. On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
by philologue August 19, 2011
Get the windmill wankmug. The Windmill man is a fat man who likes to fuck small, tiny and fragile little boys. He sits on his computer all day, fucking small children on his very gross gaming chair. He has a very bad youtube channel where he post shit content. The Windmill man will be fucking doxxed because he is so fucking unlikable. I hope The Windmill man dies, I also hope he changes his bad, bad, bad fucking name. He doesn't deserve to be called "the", which implies that he is someone, which he is clearly not.
by Fuck Windmill Man August 3, 2022
Get the The Windmill Manmug. The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
Get the Arkansas Windmillmug.