colored white people

Mexicans or Hispanics

I don’t like white people but I like colored white people

by Diamondearline November 11, 2020

White people depression

Fake depression that white people have. They usually confuse it with general sadness. The depression only lasts for a few hours.

Most people with it have a nicotine addiction and haven’t hit their juul for a few minutes.

Hey man I’m really sad.

No Jim, you just have white people depression.

by Dingger Dongger April 25, 2019

White People Tears

The tears of the superior race

The black man claimed he was drinking "white people tears". After taking a slurp, the black man wrenched in a fiery pain, the reaction was similar to a demon being soaked in holy water.

by The Anrgy Molester September 19, 2016

White people food

White people food. The term to describe food made by white people. Often used by people who point fingers and don’t realize that they’re the ones being racist. Seen as bland or just downright bad but often has no evidence to back up its claims and overlooks French, Italian and British cuisine and forgets about chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Bobby Flay. Never insult a French mans cooking!

White chef: Here is your food sir.
Customer of color: This shit is bland, get me some (insert trashy taste food here).

White chef: Have you tried it you uncultured swine.

Colored customer: no, it’s probably not seasoned. Ugh, White people food
White chef: Vous petite idiot. I seasoned it with my family’s secret spice.

by Bad Taste February 14, 2021

White People Problems

Problems experienced only by white people, i.e getting a sunburn, or Starbucks screwing up your latte.

"I forgot to put on sunscreen today."
#White People Problems

by Nuclear Breadstick March 12, 2016

white people problems

Problems or situations only found taxing by white people.

I wish I had Ashley's white people problems. She told me she was sore because she has been so busy taking culinary classes for fun she hasn't been able to use all of the massages on her spa membership card, got one today and was out of practice.

by panananda April 29, 2015

Off-white people

White people who season their food adequately.

Ashley’s Mac and cheese slaps, she’s one of those off-white people that uses seasonings.

by Bree_uhh April 27, 2022