Web Stalker

When someone seems to follow you on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter or any other social network.

Why do you keep comenting on my posts? Your such a web stalker.

by Treysteroid October 25, 2010

Web Jumping

The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.

"Man, I was web jumping the other night and I typed 'midget' and it was sick! But then I typed 'so tired' and I found some wild, cool stuff!"

by Keith Karabin December 9, 2008

web herring

Analagous to "red herring":something intended to divert attention from the real problem or matter at hand; a misleading clue

Do you really need examples of all the misleading information on the web that can be considered a "web herring"?

by nikolaisen51 February 15, 2009

Webbing trousers

When your trousers are so full, it feels like you're kitted out for a week long operation in a war zone!

Lots of stuff + Trousers = Webbing trousers

Dude 1 "Dude, I've got my IPod, my wallet, my phone my keys and a Coke in my pockets and I'm wearing skinny jeans!"
Dude 2 "Got some webbing trousers going on, eh?"
Dude 1 "Mmmhmhh"

by Rob Humm February 17, 2009

Web Archive

The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored.

The automated system whereby an archives or interactions are stored calls web archive

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Web Death

The choice of web suicide or deletion of interactions for one’s own amounts to web death with regard to ones internet life.

choice of web suicide or deletion of interactions is web death

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Webbed fingers

When a man or woman is sucking a dick and a lot of spit sticks to their hand.

Bro last night, Abby was sucking me off and her spit gave her bad webbed fingers.

by Bilbo April 2, 2017