System Of A Down

System of A Down, or SoaD for short is the greatest band out there. Their lead singer Sarj Tankian and the gutairist Daron Malakian met at their bands seprete recordings. They got along well and they started a band togeather. They ended up getting John Dolmayan the drummer and Shavo Odadjian the bass player. They have released three cds to date. Their Self-Titled System Of A Down, Toxicity, and Steal this Album!. At the current time they are recording a two new cd deal, Hyptnotise and Mesmorize. They are fairly popular and speak aginst war and speak for human rights. They do this in their songs. (War, BYBO, F the System, Boom, Prision Song, Deer Dance, and some others) I would classify them as a metal band. Not a heavier one.

System Of a Down is the greatest band to have ever walked this planet.

by Kiley THE SOAD ADDICT April 03, 2005

system of a down

I will also hunt down and kill anyone who says System of a Down is pop because they are the greatest band around.

System of a Down is awesome.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

system requirements

In computers, the minimum hardware and software required to run given program or use a piece of hardware.

To run program X you need at lease a 1.4GHZ processor, 128Megabytes of ram, 600Megabytes of hard drive space, a 4x CDROM Drive, a 32Megabyte videocard, DirectX 7.0 and Windows 2000 or XP

by Iron Bull January 28, 2004

Imperial system

Synonym for incorrect, appalling, or disgusting .

“Omg, that shirt looks horrible on you. It’s like, imperial system bad.”

by Haha pseudonym go brrr January 29, 2021

Wings System

A way of defining various types of sexual partners, or practices one has enjoyed. Most commonly associated with Motorcycle Clubs (although possibly a hoax), these are 'Badges of Honour" amongst (male) members.

Bloke 1 "You won't believe what Wings I was awarded last night!!)

Bloke #2 "What now, you sick bastard?"

Bloke #1 "Black, Broken and Silver!!"

Bloke #2 "You are going straight to Hell!!"

The Wings System includes the following definitions, there are many others.........

Pink Wings - Sex with a White girl
Black Wings - Sex with a Black girl
White Wings - Sex with a Virgin
Brown Wings - Anal sex
Yellow Wings - Sex with an Oriental girl
Red Wings - Sex with a girl on her period
Grey Wings - Sex with an woman over 50
Broken (or Orange) Wings - Sex with a disabled girl
Golden Wings - Sex involving urination, or 'Golden Showers'
Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation
Green Wings - Sex with a person who has an STD
Purple Wings - Sex with a pregnant girl
Knife Wings - Sex with a friend's girlfriend
Blue Wings - Sex with a corpse
Technicolour Wings - Sex involving a combination of any of the above ie. Sex with a Black, disabled girl on her period

by Negrophiliac March 24, 2011

the metric system

a base-10 measuremnt system that the whole world uses except USA, who should adopt it

The USA's standard system has 12 inches(in) to the foot(ft), and 3ft to the yard(yd) whereas the metric system is 10 milimeters(mm) to the centimeter(cm), 100cm to the meter(m), and 1000m to the kilometer(km).

by thegestalt June 14, 2004

pimp the system

To get more out of a job than one is supposed to get. Getting financial aid when not absolutely necessary.

"Where'd you cop that grip?"

"I figured out how to pimp the system, g, took it out the register on my break!!!"

by Allen Iverson August 05, 2004