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Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.
NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"
by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022
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Randall

To irreversibly jinx something/someone that was on the rise. To mush. To hex. To use your power of the dick trick to ruin lives and destroy your friendshappiness.
The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.
by EZ54321 February 27, 2025
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Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
by TheCword November 24, 2021
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Randal Ivory

Hes a neurotic,adventurous little guy,who is probably chronically online.Hes from the hit web series RANFREN.He's probably gay.
Jeffrey:Hey Charlissa,Ever heard of Ranfren?.

Charlissa:What No?

Jeffrey:Theres this guy named Randal ivory okay....BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.And thats the lore!.
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood July 31, 2024
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Randal Ivory

Hes a neurotic,adventurous little guy,who is probably chronically online.Hes from the hit web series RANFREN.He's probably gay.
Jeffrey:Hey Charlissa,Ever heard of Ranfren?.

Charlissa:What No?

Jeffrey:Theres this guy named Randal ivory okay....BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.And thats the lore!.
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood July 31, 2024
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rANdALled

When your passed out and getting fucked in the ass and suddenly someone shoves a leaf blower in your face.
Went to a party in Stuart, Fl, got so drunk, I got rANdALled.
by Hoodrat954 April 10, 2025
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Randal Tax

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”
by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024
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