music poisoning

A condition wherein one cannot get a tune out of one's head.

That commercial features that stupid "Woo Hoo" song, and now I have music poisoning.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

mood poisoning

The act of draining someones happiness, To poison someones mood with words, actions, ignorance or merely just breathing in there presence.

James was so depressing today I could feel him mood poisoning me,

God all Kevin does is mood poison me! Everytime I try to talk to him he drives me nuts

by venusinbluejeans April 18, 2011

Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children

After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.

by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012

Sun Poisoning

extreme reaction to too much time spent in the sun. can occur no matter the skin color
symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
-being extremely hot (in 2 ways)
-itchy
-headache
-feelings similar to death
-self diagnosis

-having the need to hack a loogie
-feeling like there is poop in your chest
-your teeth might feel loose
-dehydration

*sitting in the cafeteria.. every 5 minutes:* GUYS! I THINK I HAVE SUN POISONING!

by hallah27 May 10, 2013

poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

by 23dmdn January 20, 2023

Cum poisoning

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.

Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'

by Crashbitch September 3, 2013

Poison Noise

When something is heard but then instantly forgotten.

"how does that song go again?"
"Who knows its a pure poison noise."

by ek9sam December 23, 2011